natural gas music

Posted on Sunday, May 18, 2008 in Uncategorized

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Is it OK to let gas go (to fart) when the need arises in public?

I have farmer relatives, and they just let them rip and they don’t even laugh. It is just completely natural to them, and I have to agree. What do you think?
Also, do you think that the reason music is so loud in clubs and bars is so you can fart without being heard?

I think you inhaled too many of your farmer family farts

I am a fart ninja. I sneak a silent attack, then make my get away. They never know who the fart assassin was! Then they start dropping like flies. My favorite method of fart assassination is to follow my target into an elevator. Just before the elevator door opens I cut loose, then when the doors just open I stealth away. I barely get to enjoy the screams of horror as the doors close.

So farting in a night club is for amateurs and with no job satisfaction because the targets are probably half gassed anyway.